Stalker/Creeper Quotes

Heeeey All You Lovely Internet Peeps.

If any of you
See or hear these quotes,
Run for your lives.

Theres a stalker after you.

• I like smelling you.
• We can make new memories. [while caressing your arm, gently.]
• I'll be your homeland.
• You smell like pretty.
• SNOWFALKES! What are you doing today?
• You make me happy. I'm soooo glad you're in my life!
• I love you. [within ten seconds of meeting someone.]
• You make babies with me? C'mon say "YES!"
• You two ladies are looking DAMN FINE.
• You're GORGEOUS! [note: old dudes dont do this.]
• Come on CC, LETS DANCE! [old dudes: you will scare the young hot ladies away if you say this.]
• Any cheesy pickup lines are not good.
• Wanna be my playdough?
• You're my ballerina!!!!

Please note:
There are all sorts
Of creepers in this world.

And you should really be careful.

hearts and hugs.