Make Life More Awesome Plan.

So hi!
I'm baaaaaack.
And roaringg to go.

[Or something like that.]

So.
Basically,
Today's blog
Is about
How to make your life MORE awesome.

So are you ready for this??


Here goes nothin'

Step One:
Learn to do math.
Because math
Is basically
A never ending
Evil.

Yes,
I said it.
MATH IS EVIL.

Oh come on,
Like you weren't
Thinking
It.


On to step two-
Don't take life
[Or youself]
TOO seriously.

If you can't find
The humor
In stuff,
You'll probably
End up
Being an old, bitter
Person...

And,well,
NO ONE really
Likes old, bitter people.

So put on a silly
Shirt or whatever
Item of clothing
You want ,
Eat what you want,
Laugh,
Live in the moment,
And do a little dance.

Step three [or is it c?]:
Make your best friend
Dance
With you.

If your best friend
Won't dance
With you,


Who will?

So get your best
Friend
And SHAKE IT!

Step four-
Learn,
Like EVERYDAY
And put those lessons
You learn
Into practice.

And I'm not
Saying
"Go back
To school,
You're dumb."

No, I'm talking
About living
Life and taking
The lessons
Life has to offer
And become a

Better person.

.Step five-
Become positive and nice.
And if you already are
Give yourself
A big high five.

Oww.
Wait that may hurt.

Go buy something nice
Or do something nice for yourself.

Anyyyyyyyyyway.

Being positve and nice
Is generally
A good thing,
With the right kind
Of peeps.
If you're not around
Nice peeeps,
Then by all means,
Go be mean.

that is all for now.

hearts&hugs

Creepers.

Attention Internet People,

There are some creepers

In this world.

Here are some examples:

If your

Boyfriend

And/or

Girlfriend

Says,

"I love you"

or any variation

Of that saying

In the first two days

Of meeting

You're probably dating

A creeper,

And you need

To leave

Like Yesterday.

[S]/he is probably

A stage ten clinger.

And will stalk

Your facebook

Forever.

OR there's always

Those people that

Text/call you 

Like a hundred

Times

In five minutes.

I mean,

COME ON,

there's a reason

I'm not texting back.

So stop

Texting/calling me.

Then theres the REAL creepers,

The ones who like

To grab your nice butt,

While dancing

With you.

What gives them

The right

To do that?

THAT'S RIGHT!

NO ONE!

Snowflakes.

Thats all for now.

hearts&hugs

Keeping It Classy.... part two=]

Dear People Out There In Cyber Space:
[or is cyberspace one word? AHHH! Time to go back to school!]

Todays rant is on
Girls who dress...
Ummm, how should
I put this politely???

Golly gee,
Okay,
I think I figured it out....

Todays rant is on,
Oh waaait,
That wouldn't work either.

OKAY!
I GOT IT!

Todays rant is about

Girls with their  CUPCAKES out...
wellll other body parts that they should NOT
be showing off too.

Okay, ladies,
I know some of us
Have low  self esteem,
and/or  daddy issues,
and/or you may just like male attention.

BUT THAT IS NO REASON YOU SHOULD SHOW YOUR GOODIES TO THE WORLD!

Okay, look,
I know I'm just some funny girl
On the interent....
And you're probably thinking,
"Man, I don't need a lesson on how to dress,
Everyone looks at me!"

BUT you should listen to me anyway...
Because I know what dudes think
When you've got your cupcakes
Falling out of your shirt,
Or your cakes exposed
Out of your dress....

AND ITS NOT VERY PRETTY.

Dudes are VERY sexual
Creatures,
And if you have your junk
Hanging out for all the world to see,
They're only going to want ONE THING
And it isn't
 MOM'S APPROVAL.


And it just makes you look trashy.

Now I'm not saying you need to be a prude,
But you don't need to be havin' your  tatas
Out for the world to see.

So when dressing this morning,
Find an outfit
That is cute and flirty,
But please don't have your CUPCAKES out....

That is all for now.

HEARTS&HUGS.

Keeping It Classy=]

ATTENTION TEXTERS-

PLEASE
Keep your texts classy.

Guys:
DON'T say,
"Wanna see my [insert your body part here]?"
OR
"Can I see your [insert body part here]?"

First off:
If you wanna show
Off your fun zone,
You're probably
Having a case
Of what I like to call
"Desperate Man Syndrom."
And you need help.
Professional help,
Not
"I'm going to Reno, because girls sell their body 
LEGALLY there"
No, I'm talking about
A COUNSELOR!

And Ladies:
Just because a man
Wants a picture
of your [insert body part here],
It doesn't mean
You have to.


YOU CAN SAY NO!
say it with me...
No!
Good.... again.
No!
There you go,
Now you're getting the hang of it.


And to address BOTH
Guys and Girls:
Don't send naked pictures of yourself,
I mean
What does that accomplish?
You know you'll feel bad about it later on....
Once it's all over the internet.
Or not.
Either way you'll still feel bad.

And if you do ask for a picture
From someone ,
And they say NO!
Don't pester them about it....

It gets old.

Thats all for now....
hearts&hugs

Imprpoper English.

Don't you just HATE
The word
AIN'T?

I mean
Come on
Peeps,
We are a civilized
Society.


[Or some of us are.]


I mean how hard
Is it to say:

"I'm not going to the today."

Instead of:
"I ain't gonna go to the store to get me some chew."

Frankly:
The first sentence is a lot less complicated.

Moral of the story:
AIN'T is not a good word to use.

The end...

Until next time.

dream.

i had a dream
about you
last night.

i don't know
what to think of it.
you come into
my mind
everyday.

memories of us
that won't fade.

how can you
be okay with
not talking
to your "bestest besty"?

i guess
our realities
are complete
and total
opposites.

all i know:
you hurt me.
but i still miss you.

things that make me happy.

one. funny people- they're just sooo cool. and i aspire to be like them.

two. beach days- it's just sooo peaceful there. i could go there when its rainy or sunny and still be happy. plus: i love water.

three. my bestie [and my second family.] because they are just brilliantly AMAZING. and they're always there for me. i just L <3 V E them.

four. my first familyy. they are made up of some of the strongest ladies i know....my sisters and my mom. we've all be through hell and back a few times and i'm so proud that we are apart of each others lives.

five. DAWWWWGCAT. shes just super amazingly funny and super nice and one of the best peeps i know. i love her...a lot.

six. dancing, because it's just suuuuuuuper fun. anddd it's like you can have your own personalityyy