Keeping It Classy.... part two=]

Dear People Out There In Cyber Space:
[or is cyberspace one word? AHHH! Time to go back to school!]

Todays rant is on
Girls who dress...
Ummm, how should
I put this politely???

Golly gee,
Okay,
I think I figured it out....

Todays rant is on,
Oh waaait,
That wouldn't work either.

OKAY!
I GOT IT!

Todays rant is about

Girls with their  CUPCAKES out...
wellll other body parts that they should NOT
be showing off too.

Okay, ladies,
I know some of us
Have low  self esteem,
and/or  daddy issues,
and/or you may just like male attention.

BUT THAT IS NO REASON YOU SHOULD SHOW YOUR GOODIES TO THE WORLD!

Okay, look,
I know I'm just some funny girl
On the interent....
And you're probably thinking,
"Man, I don't need a lesson on how to dress,
Everyone looks at me!"

BUT you should listen to me anyway...
Because I know what dudes think
When you've got your cupcakes
Falling out of your shirt,
Or your cakes exposed
Out of your dress....

AND ITS NOT VERY PRETTY.

Dudes are VERY sexual
Creatures,
And if you have your junk
Hanging out for all the world to see,
They're only going to want ONE THING
And it isn't
 MOM'S APPROVAL.


And it just makes you look trashy.

Now I'm not saying you need to be a prude,
But you don't need to be havin' your  tatas
Out for the world to see.

So when dressing this morning,
Find an outfit
That is cute and flirty,
But please don't have your CUPCAKES out....

That is all for now.

HEARTS&HUGS.